The Office:

Dwight: “Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. But…”

Modern Family:

Cameron: “I got MooGoo bear from the freezer.”
Mitchell: “Why do you have chocolate on your face?”
Cameron: “It was under a chocolate pie”.
Mitchell: “So you ate your way through it?”

Gloria: “The poncho by itself is fine. The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance? My son will die a virgin.”

Hát ezt nem lehet idézni, de Cartman éneklése mindent vitt :D

Castle/Firefly crossover nálam ezen a héten mindent visz.
- What exactly are you supposed to be?
- Space cowboy.
- Okay. A – there are no cows in space. B – didn’t you wear that like 5 years ago?
- So?
- So don’t you think you should move on?
- I like it.

BTW, nézem újra a Firefly-t (sokadszorra), és…
A – Ha most menne, minden epizód felét ki kellene jegyzetelni a Hét idézetéhez.
B – Ahogy Mal beront az ajtón & pisztolyt ránt – egy az egyben így volt az Our Mrs. Reynolds végén. ;-)

Honorable mention: 30 Rock
- You’re a celebrity?
- I have my own show on NBC…
- No!!! *Celebrity!!!*

Dupladurr: Dehogynem, sőt tényleg ide való:

“I don’t give a crap about whales so go and hug a treeeee” /South Park/

CyClotroniC: És tényleg! +1 akkor :)

jah cartman éneklése, indeed.

pokerface pokerfaceeeee

Castle

Alexis: What exactly are you supposed to be?
Castle: Space cowboy.
Alexis: Okay “A” there are no cows in space, “B” didn’t you wear that, like, 5 years ago?
Castle: So?
Alexis: So, don’t you think you should move on?
Castle: I like it.

Supernatural

Dean: What the hell are you doing here?
Bobby: Planting daisies. What’s it look like?

Dean: Benjamin Button me back into burger shape.

Sam: You look like…
Dean: The old chick in Titanic. I know. Shut up.
Sam: I was gonna say Emperor Palpatine.

Cartman +1

Secret Girlfriend 1×04

-Your business plan is full of holes.
-Holes, or opportunity caves?

Bored To Death 1×07

“What about me? I wanna fight. Can I get on this?”

30 Rock 4×03

Liz: Can I share with you my world view?

Jack: I’d rather hear you sing Rocket Man again.

Liz: All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

Jack: What a surprise, your world view is food-based.

“Good God, Lemon. Your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper bag you found on the beach?!”

Castle: I like it!

Dexter: Thanks! (For giving me the murder weapon.)

Dexter: (Not exactly, but you were on a roll there for a while.)

FNL:

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, IF YOU DON’T WANNA BE HERE! (igen, Coach T is orditott :D)

Lie to me:
- This is an intervention.

Castle:
- Looks like buffy is visiting the big apple.
es az egesz Firefly crossover :)

White Collarban volt vmi, de egyelőre nem találom még :)

Nem emlékszik abból senki semmire?

30 rock +1
Jsck to Liz:

“Good God, Lemon. Your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper bag you found on the beach?!”

Supernatural:

Sam: You look like…
Dean: The old chick in Titanic. I know. Shut up.
Sam: I was gonna say Emperor Palpatine.

Dean: But i tell you something,i’ve been to hell. And there’s an archangel there wanting me to drop the soap. Look at me! my junk’s rustier than yours!

poker face +1 :)

Castle

Alexis: What exactly are you supposed to be?
Castle: Space cowboy.
Alexis: Okay “A” there are no cows in space, “B” didn’t you wear that, like, 5 years ago?
Castle: So?
Alexis: So, don’t you think you should move on?
Castle: I like it.

+1

Dexter: Duh.

Én az Officeba fordultam be Creed beszólásán:

“You’re paying way too much for a worm, my friend. Who’s your worm guy?”

/Dexter/

(…ajándékok a családnak…)

- Rita – a Breadmaker?
Dexter – We’re always running out of bread.
- Rita – We’re always running out of milk. Did you get me a cow too?

White Collar: Now say “I’ll be back. “

Castle az űrcowboy +1

Egyertelmuen coach:
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!

űrcowboy +1

Castle: I like it

Cartman éneklése

A Venture Bros-ból pár.

“Just because he’s black, that doesn’t mean he has the Shining”

“Two words, dude: vehicular manslaughter. You think grounded is bad. Try prison. That’s like being grounded for life. Plus instead of chores… butt sex.”

“Oh my god, it’s side two of Dark Side of the Moon. He’s in a Floyd-hole.”

és a végén: “Who the hell was that?”

White Collar +1

+1 Modern family:
-I got Boo Boo bear from the freezer.
-Why do you have chocolate on your face?
-It was under a pie.
-So you ate your way through it?
-I made a judgment call, you weren’t there!

+1 supnat

Dean: Benjamin Button me back into burger shape.

+1 a Modern Familyre és Gloriára:
“The poncho by itself is fine. The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance? My son will die a virgin.”

illetve szintén +1:
Supernatural:

Sam: You look like…
Dean: The old chick in Titanic. I know. Shut up.
Sam: I was gonna say Emperor Palpatine.

Cartman, ülnek a börtönben, amikor bejön a japán fejes:

-Sir, we actually don’t give two shits about you killing whales. Can we go?

XD

30 Rock

Liz: Can I share with you my world view?
Jack: I’d rather hear you sing Rocket Man again.
Liz: All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: What a surprise, your world view is food-based.

Liz: This carp sandwich is not agreeing with my world views.

Jack: Good God, Lemon. Your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper that you found on the beach?

ja és a Schwupps Ginny Pale :)

Castle:
- What exactly are you supposed to be?
- Space cowboy.
- Okay. A – there are no cows in space. B – didn’t you wear that like 5 years ago?
- So?
- So don’t you think you should move on?
- I like it.

+1 Castle

Vampire Diaries
Damon: Yeah, what is it? Is it skunk? St. Bernard? Bambi?

A kislány a Flash Forward-ban miután meglátják a kengurut:
“That is the best costume I have ever seen.”

Random ötlet: ilyen hét idézetét magyarul nem csináltok?

Nem az anyátok köztre meg jóbanrosszbanra gondolok (bár ha azokban valaki jópofa mondatot talál, ám legyen) hanem a tévében, szinkronosan menő sorozatokra.

+1

“Differential diagnosis for resurrection. Go.” – House

Californication:

-Honey, game’s not over.
-That was just a point? What do you do when you win a whole match? Sacrifice a calf?

Még lefekvéskor is ezen röhögtem.:)

Supernatural

Dean: Benjamin Button me back into burger shape.
+1

lady cartman: pokerface

“Benjamin Button me back into burger shape” rulez! Plusz egy az SNnek :)

White collar: Now say I’ll be back.

Cartman – Pokerface

White Collar: Now say I’ll be back.

Most néztem meg pont a White Collart, ergo a ” Now say I’ll be back.” is listás.

+1 Modern Family:

Manny: Is something wrong? Who has died?
Gloria: No one Manny.
Jay: Why would you even think that?
Gloria: In Columbia Manny went to Pablo Escobar elementary school. If you were pulled out of class it was definitely to identify a body.

Cartman – Pokerface

Kyle faterja utolsó mondatként:
Now son, they are normal, like us :D

+1 space cowboy

kuci06, azt igazából Stan faterja mondja :)

Ezt még nem írta senki???

30 rock:

You know, I met J.J. Abrams once, and I don’t know what this means, but he said, “the island is just Hurley’s dream.”

+1 Castle

+1 Cartman

@Sigma7
Neeeeeeeeeeeee! :DDD

Sigma7
-tényleg ezt vhogy is el is felejtettem, pedig nagyon nagy volt!

Dexter: Thanks! (For giving me the murder weapon.)

Dexter: (Not exactly, but you were on a roll there for a while.)

Dexter: Thanks! (For giving me the murder weapon.)

én is beállnék a space cowboyos sorba.

meg mondanám a vd-ből damon “ummm… my bad”-jét is, csak ahhoz kellene az az arckifejezés. még mindig tudok rajta röhögni.

Two and a half men:
-Please, Charlie, I make my living with my hands.
-Really? Somebody is paying you to masturbate?

My bad…

Tudom,hogy későn,de nembaj..:)
Dean : Sam!come on. i’m waiting.
Sam : Okay, um, i need a…Penknife,some dental floss,a sewing needle,and a fifth of whiskey.

Nekem ez nagyon bejött. xD

FNL:

Landry: I’m always gonna be a Panther in my heart.
Matt: Who cares? They’re a bunch of idiots this year.
Landry: But a bunch of talented, fast idiots. We’re just a bunch of sucky idiots.
Matt: Alright, so in the Panthers, you’re a scrub right? On the Lions, you might play. You might even start!
Landry: So you’re trying to encourage me by saying that the Lions are bad enough that someone as bad as me might actually see some playing time?
Matt: Yeah, basically.

“He’s a musician. He’s sleep
in his own vomit,if he has to.” – TBBT