Nekem a Califonication mostani része teljesem :D

TBBT:Sheldon’s log.Stardate 63345.3.

-Tubs are slippery.
-I know. I slipped.
-I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub.

Bocs a TBBT már jövő hétre szól

Cuddy – Tell me what you came here for, House
House – I’ve got a legitimate medical reason
Cuddy – You must be so proud
House – I’ve forgotten it… But i guess its no big deal since I was only using it to check out Patty and Selma
Cuddy – Oh i feel bad… I haven’t named your testicals

Grey’s
- Why are you defending her? She went to state school.
- So did I.
- Well, she’s skinny and blond.
- So is Mere.
- Well, she’s annoying.
- So are you.

30 Rock
“The future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what’s going on.”

Californication
“Skypus interruptus”

Részemről Dexterből a Debraféle: “Masuka, they’re just tits”

vagy a Californicationból az “I’m getting fucked by Rick Springfield”

nagyon jók a választások, bár mostanában a Dexterben minden 2. mondat pályázhatna a hét idézete címre! :)

Sheldon’s here

Mentalist s2e07 Kimball Cho:

Ernie’s the clever, handsome one.

Mercy, az öregnek leesik a tantusz:

“You know it never really hit me until this moment, but we are basically white thrash..”

Nem tudom biztosan múlt heti-e:

Secret Girlfriend 1×06:
“A girl like that would throw me those kind of looks, she’d already been in the backseat of my car, disappointed.”

Supernatural:
Chuck: Uh,no,there’s really no such thing as a Croatoan virus for,down there. You really should see a doctor.

Doctor Who:

Adaleine: If we could the chat, everyone.
Doctor: Actually, chat’s my second on my list, the first being gun, pointed at my head… Which then puts my head second, and chat third, I think. Gun, head, chat, yeah. I hate lists.

egy másik:

Doctor: Protein pack. Useless… Glacier, glacier mints, minty, Monty, molto bene, bunny, Bonny, bish-bash-bosh! Baaaaaaah!

+1

Robot: Gadget-Gadget :D

DEXTER:

“Okay, two serial killers go for a…” na jó, nem… :D

GLEE:

“Somewhere in that pea brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with.” – QUINN

“You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going in another direction. That was hard.” – SUE

Castle:

-He hated Obama!

“Is that my kimono?”

(Becca Moody – Californication)

“Masuka, they’re just tits” +1

Daddy’s home! (HIMYM)

+1 for Daddy’s home!

Nálam egyértelműen a HIMYM!
Barney:

- Daddy’s home!

Fringe:
Walter “Once you’re given the order to put on the headphones, do not remove them under any circumstances. If you do, you may die a gruesome and horrible death. Thank you for your attention and have a nice day.”

Supernatural:

Chuck: “Uh, no, there’s really no such thing as a Croatoan virus for,down there. You really should see a doctor.”

How i met
“Daddy’s Home”

The Prisoner
“-Where is this place?
-This.. is the Village
-Yeah, but what village?”

GLEE:

“You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going in another direction. That was hard.” – SUE

TBBT:
- Do you think it’s okay for Penny to
have an ex-boyfriend sleep on her couch?
- No,I mean,she’s obviously way out of line.
- Thank you!
- But if she dumps you,she’ll have
a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning
and you’ll have a new girlfriend
when you figure out how to build one.

Supernatural:

Sam: Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that’s okay with us.
Chuck: Wow. Really?
Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we will find you.

house:
i know it’s rhabdo, foreman knows it’s rhabdo, deep in his heart even chase knows it’s rhabdo. isn’t it annoying when everybody in a room knows something that you don’t?

ferguson:
i’ve been sever for soberteen years.
oh no, there goes the valuable trust found demographic! go and watch yer cable you rich bastards!

o’brien:
nbc is worth 30 billion dollars. 30 billion dollars! folks, either i’m missing something or this studio is sitting on top of a massive untapped oil field.

criminal minds:
Reid: That’s why I stick to Beethoven. There’s no chance of guilt by association.
Prentiss: Wh…yeah? Have you ever seen a movie called A Clockwork Orange?

doctor who
Doctor: Protein pack. Useless… Glacier, glacier mints, minty, Monty, molto bene, bunny, Bonny, bish-bash-bosh! Baaaaaaah!

woman: state your name, rank and intention!
the doctor: the doctor, doctor, fun.

Ha jól fogom fel a dolgokat, a mostani Dexter-ből a “They’re just tits” nem érvényes.

Amúgy a HIMYM-ből a Daddy’s home és a TBBT-ből amit Pityuerez írt az egyik legjobb :D

1értelmüen!

HIMYM:
“Daddy’s Home”

Californication
“Skype-us interruptus”

HIMYM:
“Daddy’s home”

Walter “Once you’re given the order to put on the headphones, do not remove them under any circumstances. If you do, you may die a gruesome and horrible death. Thank you for your attention and have a nice day.”

És:

Sam: Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that’s okay with us.
Chuck: Wow. Really?
Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we will find you.

Human első megjegyzés és a második megjegyzés,de ha gondolod egy nyilvános kövezés.

HIMYM
“Daddy’s Home”

HIMYM:

Nem éppen idézet, de “Barney, ahogy kacsint”

És a The Planből mikor lehet idézni?
Amikor majd lemegy a syfyn?
Mert abban kb van egy év idézete!:)

“Look, an airlock!”

+1 Daddy’s home!

Jah, amit feljebb irtam az e heti…

+1 Daddy’s home!

Ismét egy kis Venture:

“I’m you from the future! We have to finish our time machine, before the Angels of Destruction find the portal! … Nah, just messing with you.”
Hatalmas volt. Főképp hogy a promóban ellőtték mintha hatalmas storyline lenne :D

Venom irni akartam, de megnéztem és kacsint amikor azt mondja “Daddy’s home!”, úgyhogy szerencséd :D

amúgy +1 “Daddy’s home”

+ 1 Daddy’s home (HIMYM).

o’brien:
nbc is worth 30 billion dollars. 30 billion dollars! folks, either i’m missing something or this studio is sitting on top of a massive untapped oil field.
Ez simán visz mindent..:)

human:

“Dexter most az elmúlt vasárnap volt? Igen. Érvényes tehát?”

Igen, csak itt jön az ellentmondás, amiért meg winnie szokott sírni a napi hírcsomagoknál, hogy gyakran kötözködnek az újabb olvasók a premier megjelölések miatt, ahol például a Dexter premiert hétfőre tennétek, mert hogy időeltolódás, meg elérhetőség, meg ilyenek. Itt meg ugye a helyi idő szerint veszitek, hogy vasárnapi a show. Hozzáteszem szerintem ez a logikusabb, csak gondoltam megemlítem, hogy rovatfüggő, hogy hogy kezelitek az időpontot.

Californication

“Skypus interruptus”

Supernatural:

Sam: Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that’s okay with us.
Chuck: Wow. Really?
Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we will find you.

Supernatural

Chuck: The way I look at it, it’s really not jumping the shark if you never come back down, you know?

2 idezet az elfeledett Accidentally on purpose-bol:

Why were you waving at that pregnant woman?
She is carrying my baby, I kind of have to!

I don`t usually say that after I kissed someone, but there is the guy who got me pregnant.

30 ROCK

Tracy: He knows you’re special like a black stripper with blue eyes.

Tracy: Liz Lemon you’re blowing up like a balloon with a grenade in it!

Kenneth: I feel about as useless as a mom’s college degree.

Jack: I bought this- a Chinese knockoff of your book.
Liz: Dealbreaker- The book for you man no good. By Lesbian Yellow-Sour-Fruit.

Tracy: The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what’s going on.

Liz: And you think you can just replace me?
Jack: Of course not, we can do better. We’ve already talked to Padma Lakshmi.
Liz: Then who’s going to host Top Chef?! You are ruining my life!

Liz: Come one Jack, why are you being such a Wang about this?!
Jack: I’ll take that as a compliment. And Wang, the founder of Wang Computers is one the greatest businessmen of the 20th century. And you’re the one being a lower case wang, Lemon.

PARKS & REC

Woman: Forgive me. Is that Michael Jackson?
Donna: Heee-heee. Yes. The pride of Indiana.
April: That’s right. So it’s relevant.
Woman: Who is he carrying?
Leslie: Jesus Greg Kinnear.
Man: You know, it looks like he’s carrying Kinnear into the burning building.
Leslie: Oh, well that’s because he’s moonwalking. So he, um, should be going the other way. That did not occur to me.

GLEE:

“You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going in another direction. That was hard.” – SUE

+1

Secret Girlfriend:
- That’s it, I’m getting rich.
- You’re gonna get a job?
- Fuck no. Pirate treasure, it’s out there I’m finding it.

és persze
HIMYM
-Daddy’s Home

Californication

Sue: Have you emptied the chamber today?
Charlie: Well, as a matter of…
Sue: Of course you have, you’re Runkle, you’d whack it to a cat dancing on Youtube

a the cleveland showban cleveland freestyle-ja nagyon kemény volt, egy sort idézek belőle:

“i’m spittin’ more wisdom than morgan freeman”

HIMYM
“daddy’s home” +1

és bár nem nézek CSI-t, de a trilógiát megnéztem (sajnos).
tehát:

CSI:Miami
“i don’t have to outrun the bear. i just have to outrun you.”

30 Rock

Tracy:
-”The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what’s going on.”
és
-”He knows you’re special like a black stripper with blue eyes.”

Na jó akkor egy kis best of az Accidentally on Purpose-ból is, mert nagyon “alulértékelt” s1e7:

Billie: – Look, Twilight sucked, and nothing
you can say will change my mind.

Davis: -It’s amazing. What is it?
Zack: – For the third time,it’s eggs.
Davis: – Eggs! Oh,eggs the chameleon of food.

Davis: – - Dude… when I look at you through this fork, you look like you’re in jail.
Zack: – No,dude you’re in jail.

Zack: – so we need to get rid of all the pot in your apartment.
Davis: – Whoa,hey,whoa! You can’t be serious.

Davis: – Are there not sewer people?
Zack: – No.
Davis: – Then who defends the treasure?

Abby: – Oh,how about your place?
Davis: – I’m sorry. I’m just getting off drugs.
Did you say let’s go back to my place?

Abby: – This couch is so dirty, I really feel like I’m having an adventure.
Davis: – You should see the bathroom. It’s like being in Bangladesh.

Zack: – I was under the distinct impression that you flushed it all.
Davis: – Oh,Zack. Poor,innocent Zack. You never flush it all,dude. You always keep some,in
case there’s a war.

– Davis miatt tessék nézni ;)!

Supernatural:

Sam: Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that’s okay with us.
Chuck: Wow. Really?
Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we will find you.

Secret Girlfriend-ből bármelyik eddig említett.

HIMYM:
Daddy’s home!

House: “…Patty and Selma…”

Doctor Who

woman: state your name, rank and intention!
the doctor: the doctor, doctor, fun.

TBBT:
Penny: Yo Raj, talk to me!

Szerintem a Dexterből ez is jó volt:
“Aunt Debra, spoons go inside or outside the knives?”
“um… suprise us” – az a fej :D

yippyupp

ez nem játszik, majd jövőhéten.