““There, there. Everything is going to be fine. Sheldon’s here.” – TBBT

- hát ezen majdnem bepisiltem… :D:D:D

Nem szoktam szavazni gyakran, de ezt én is megszavazom. Sheldon 4 president, a legjobb sitcomarc.

“There, there. Everything is going to be fine. Sheldon’s here.”

Ja bocs amúgy, ez az eggyel ezelőtti rész. :D Sorry, akkor nem érvényes, lehet törölni. :D

“Yo Raj, talk to me!” – TBBT

Kész voltam, Raj hülye feje ezután mindent visz :D

TBBT:

-Three dates means sex?
-Who knew?

-Hey, did either of you guys know that three dates with the same woman is the threshold for sex?
-Actually, I’ve never had three dates with the same woman.

The Simpsons:

Lisa a végén a tévés irókra
Loser, Loser,Loooooser

mai (tegnapi) SzülFel
Susan: The redhead is my daughter
Takker néni: damn you look good

Egyértelmű winner egy 18-as karikás beszólás a tegnapi Californicationből:

“I feel like I’ve been fucked in the ass by God himself, and he pulled out, and jizzed all over my face, it got in my eyes, and now I can’t even open them properly.”

“Yo, Raj, talk to me” odabaszott xD

ez a fenti Califo. idezet halali, nem nezem a sorozatot, de ha ilyen dumak vannak benne holnap neki ugrok az elso evadnak XD

“Yo Raj, talk to me!” – TBBT

TBBT “Yo Raj…” +1
hatalmas

TBBT
“Yo, Raj, talk to me”

Katee Sackhoff:
-”Thanks, Howard. Always nice to be part of your mastorbatory fantasises.”

-”I’m not me”

+1 a Californication-nek
“I feel like I’ve been fucked in the ass by God himself, and he pulled out, and jizzed all over my face, it got in my eyes, and now I can’t even open them properly.”

GLEE:

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That’s a very good question because I’ve forgotten both your names.

Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Finn [to Rachel]: I’m gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.

Ja és persze egy MODERN FAMILY is:

Jay: Here’s the deal. Girls don’t go for all that romantic stuff. They go for power and success. And since you don’t have either one of those things, you’re gonna be the funny guy.

+1 Californication

De ezen kívül is volt még 1-2 haláli beszólás, pl a “bitches” duma

Dexter:

-I don’t know how you’re not a complete wreck.
-Serial killer, remember?

Meg persze Californication +1

Sons of Anarchy:

“You okay with this, Tiggy?”

+1

Katee Sackhoff:
-”Thanks, Howard. Always nice to be part of your mastorbatory fantasises.”

TBBT
“Yo, Raj, talk to me”

+1

Dexter:

-Where are you off to?
-Kill the guy you’re looking for. Save a kid. Remember to pick up diapers.

Californication:

“I was performing a service, Karen. When a plumber works on pipes, he doesn’t think about the quality of the pipes. He just fixes the shit out of them, and then goes to the fuck home and drinks to forget.”

+1 californication fucked by god
+1 TBBT three dates mean sex

valamint:

sons of anarchy

- oh, my god, i’m calling security. this is assault.
- no. [durr] that’s assault.

the cleveland show

1. “Oh, i got dog**** on my ******* foot. ha ha ha. ******* bear. who the **** is this?”

2. “you look lower than clint eastwood’s testicles.”

3. “hmmm, that’s one bald pussy.”

szerintem is a Glee-ből

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That’s a very good question because I’ve forgotten both your names.

állat ez a nő :DDDDDDD

TBBT
“Yo, Raj, talk to me”

+1

TBBT

Leonard – He got you, you can get him back.
Sheldon – I refuse to sink to his level.
Raj – You can’t sink. With all that helium in you, you’re lucky you don’t float awaaaaaaay.

“Yo Raj, talk to me!” ütött na.:D

californication, becca: “i’m lost. are you talking about your heart or your vagina?”

Castle
- Dude, you are so busted.

- You know what math doesn’t add up for me? Two wives…
- One wife too many for you?
- Two wives too many.

HIMYM
– Slape diem.

Lie To Me
– Top secret news sure does spread fast in this town.

+1 californication fucked by god

Mondjuk TBBT úgy ahogy van, de akkor már legyen a

Yo Raj, talk to me! – I’m sorry,
just screwing with you.

És Raj és Penny arcát hozzá! Zseniális.

+1

Katee Sackhoff:
-”Thanks, Howard. Always nice to be part of your mastorbatory fantasises.”

family guy:
“I noticed you googled yourself, you egomaniac!”

TBBT:

“Yo Raj, talk to me!”

”Thanks, Howard. Always nice to be part of your mastorbatory fantasises.”

TBBT

Raj: Well, I’m going back to India. What’s your plan?

House MD

House: Ready to save some lives?

Chase: Everybody kept bugging me, asking if i was okay.
House:So you busted my nose to keep people off your back.
Chase: Pretty much.
House: Making people even more worried about you.
Chase: Maybe. But at least they’re not talking to me about it.
House: Fair enough.

House
-Ready to save some lives?
+1

TBBT:

“Yo, Raj, talk to me”

+1

sajnos a hétre muszáj Hiro-t jelölnöm a “Beam me up, Scotty” felszólalása miatt

californication:
“I feel like I’ve been fucked in the ass by God himself, and he pulled out, and jizzed all over my face, it got in my eyes, and now I can’t even open them properly.”

dexter, debra: “Fuck me twice on sunday. That’s all I need.”

Yo Raj, talk to me! – TBBT (Nem zárnám ki, hogy Penny rögtönzött.)

Yo Raj, talk to me! nagyon kemény

Egyáltalán nem ide illik, de ti talán tudtok segíteni. Miért nem lehet egyetlen egy feliratot sem találni a Flash Forward 1×10-hez?? :O

Sons of Anarchy:

Clay: “Half a sack, shitload of balls.”

Yo Raj, talk to me!

+1 Dexter

-Where are you off to?
-Kill the guy you’re looking for. Save a kid. Remember to pick up diapers.

House
“Ready to save some lives?

Dexter:
-Where are you off to?
-Kill the guy you’re looking for. Save a kid. Remember to pick up diapers.

Nem maradhat ki a következő hét idézete válogatásból a House 6×09 Monty Python utalása, remélem más is így gondolja:-D

+1 Dexter diapers

I love this little buddha
you shot out of your vag.
Californication

TBBT:

“Wow. Looks like the Ganges on laundry day.”

Californication:

-That’s right baby, we’re here, we’re queer, and get used to it.

LMAO

Misfits: “I’m an annoying cunt. I’m Bono!”

Ja, és miután a karakterek közül többen is twitterelnek, a múlt heti részhez kapcsolódóan ímé egy szösszenet Kelly twitter oldaláról:

‘I do hav a bawld fanny’

:)

Most értem utol magam, és ezen azért röhögtem:

FNL

“Becky… Shut up! Please…”